Stop making this kid cry!

If Kanye West was a white, divorced mother of two, I bet he would have won an award.

Or at least gotten to perform on the main stage.

Wah wah wah!

hope you like tranny musicals, nancy!

Ponch. Ponch. Paunch?
Anyway, we're sad to report that beloved tv icon Erik "Ponch from ChiPs" Estrada is going to jail. Following the footsteps of beloved American Ho-bag Lindsay Lohan (one day counts!) and self-pussy spelunker Paris Hilton, Ponch is sure to have a great time. We are sure he will be an excellent addition to the Filipino prison musical spectaculars that we've been watching on youtube. Ponch looks pretty in an orange onesy, that's for dang sure.

**author's note. this is a joke. the real "estrada" going to jail is some asian meany who did mean things to his peeps in Korea. oh snap, wait i mean the Phillipines. you're gonna get did in the boyonce in the shower dude. enjoy!

Ponch goes to jail!

Hey, Lindsay's dad!

Any lightbulbs going off in your head when you see this site?

www.marryourdaughter.com

P.S. And no, that's not marry YOUR daughter, like I originally thought.

P.P.S. I'm not sure that's any worse.

Sneak Preview of "What Perez Sez"!!!

Perez Hilton is the self proclaimed "Queen of all Media." His blog, PerezHilton.com is one of the most popular websites for celebrity gossip and entertainment coverage, chock full of unflattering photographs, snarky comments and gossip unfolding in almost real time speed.

Check out this clip of him in action, starring in his own brand new show!

Yikes!

So we've confirmed that this is a dude, right?

Showgirls 2

Lindsay says, "We're so excited about our new site! But we're also scared, because we want to please our awaiting audience."

I think she should be a writer or something!